I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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