Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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