We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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