did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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