Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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