I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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