Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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