positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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