Im at strip club and am horny
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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