mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Text me some of your sweat
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
