I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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