You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
This is the prime rib incident all over again
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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