Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
being pregnant is like rehab
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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