Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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