how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I touched a dick in church today
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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