i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
