drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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