you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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