Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
you never un-have a 4some
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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