I seem to have left my pride at pride
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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