Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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