can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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