So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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