Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Randomize
