its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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