So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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