Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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