I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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