Porn is love you can see.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
