Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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