I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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