Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Randomize
