So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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