you have to choose: penises or morals?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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