Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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