My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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