does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
The feeling are messing with the penis
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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