whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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