I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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