Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
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