Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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