Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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