is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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