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i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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