i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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