it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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