I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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