Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
