Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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