i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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