Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I love you. Go after that dick
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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