just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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