My cat gives me a boner
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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