You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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