you turned your livingroom into a bong?
he puts the penis in happiness.
I looked at my own cervix.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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