I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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